Too Old to Care Bracelet
A black braided band with an antique-style skull plate, flame details, “Live Loud” and “Proud” side accents.
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🥳2026 HOT SALE🥳💞50K+ SOLD!🛁💧 50% OFF! Bathtub Yellow Stain Remover – Instantly brightens aged plastics and acrylics. Fast-acting, no scrubbing. Restore a like-new shine! ✨🧽
Regular price
$29.98
Regular price
$29.98
Sale price
$59.99
Unit price
per
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ESPECIFICAÇÕES
Tipo: 50ml+Toalha, 100ml+Toalha
Conteúdo Líquido: 50ml (1,7 fl oz), 100ml (3,4 fl oz)
Tamanho: 4cm x 4cm x 14cm (1,6 polegadas x 1,6 polegadas x 5,5 polegadas)
CONTEÚDO DA EMBALAGEM
1x Removedor de Manchas Amarelas
1x Toalha
NOTAS
Mantenha fora do alcance de crianças e evite contato com os olhos.
Teste em uma área pequena e discreta antes da aplicação total para garantir a compatibilidade com o material.
Armazene em local fresco e seco, ao abrigo da luz solar direta e altas temperaturas.
LIFETIME MEMBER · TOO OLD TO CARE
Old Fuckers Club
Old Fuckers Club
Bracelet & Coin Gift Set
A bold two-piece keepsake for the man who has earned every gray hair, survived every bad decision and still refuses to act his age.
$14.99
$129.99
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- Black braided bracelet with detailed skull-and-flame metal plate
- Collector coin marked “100% Bitter” and “Lifetime Member”
- Coordinated black-and-antique-bronze finish
- A memorable gift for birthdays, retirement and Father’s Day
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Gift-ready attitude
2 PIECES
BRACELET + COIN
BOLD METAL DETAIL
Skull, flames and antique finish
BRAIDED BLACK BAND
Strong statement styling
COLLECTOR KEEPSAKE
Lifetime-member display coin
MADE FOR GIFTING
For the legend who has everything
TWO PIECES. ONE UNAPOLOGETIC MESSAGE.
For Men Who Have Nothing Left to Prove
The bracelet carries the words “Old Fuckers Club” and “Too Old to Care,” while the matching coin confirms his lifetime membership in the club nobody plans to join—but everybody eventually earns.
Too old to care. Still young enough to cause trouble.
WHAT'S INCLUDED
The Complete 2-Piece Club Set
Lifetime Member Coin
A bold collector-style coin featuring “100% Bitter,” “Old Fuckers Club” and “Lifetime Member” detailing.
LOOK CLOSER
Skulls, Flames and Zero Apologies
Rich raised detailing and a coordinated dark-metal finish give both pieces the rugged look of a collector set rather than an ordinary novelty gift.
- Highly detailed centerpiece
- Coordinated bracelet and coin design
- Designed to display, wear and gift
A GIFT HE WILL ACTUALLY REMEMBER
Give Him a Laugh—and Something He'll Keep
Made for Dad, Grandpa, your husband, an old friend or the stubborn legend who has spent a lifetime collecting stories.
- Funny without looking cheap
- Strong emotional impact when opened
- Easy to wear and display
- Perfect for milestone birthdays and retirement
WEAR THE ATTITUDE
A Statement Piece That Starts Conversations
The dark braided band and oversized skull plate are designed to stand out on the wrist, while the matching coin makes a rugged desk, shelf or keepsake-box display.
QUICK ANSWERS
Frequently Asked Questions
What is included in this set?
The set includes one black braided Old Fuckers Club bracelet and one matching collector coin. No cap, mug or lighter is included.
Is this suitable as a gift?
Yes. It is designed as a humorous keepsake for birthdays, retirement, Father’s Day, Christmas and milestone celebrations.
Is the bracelet adjustable?
Fit and closure details depend on the selected product option. Check the product selector and size information shown near the purchase button.
Will the packaging look exactly like the photos?
Images show the intended gift presentation. Box style, insert layout and packaging details may vary by option or fulfillment batch.
OLD FUCKERS CLUB · LIFETIME MEMBER
Two Pieces. One Legendary Old Man.
Bracelet + Coin Set
$14.99